| on 30-08-2007 05:16
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 1. You spend waaaaay too much money at the casinos and are unable to stop. You lie to others and yourself about how much you actually spend (quick math: spend 100, lose 200, win 400 doesn't mean you've won 400).
2. You spend time gambling rather than with your family or friends, your work is suffering and you no longer have time for sex, eating, sex...
3. You've developed callouses on your digi-tapping finger or contract herpes, although you haven't had sex for... 4. You continue to put your money on the rabbit – not the turtle – winning the race. In fact, the regulars have been calling you "smolar" (a reference to the film The Cooler) 5. You’re forced to ask your neighbors again to borrow birthday candles for an upcoming party, when in reality you spent your utility budget on that damn rabbit
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