FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT

Fake breasts vs. real flesh; Cialis-induced erection vs. self-rendered; Bloody Mary vs. Virgin Mary. Can you tell the difference?

This issue, we at Provokátor have traded in our glass eye, and stripped all in our path to find the naked truth of ‘fake’. Released on Monday April 30, the double May/June issue presents the mind-probing issues of history’s faux realities, Jára Cimrman’s greatness in fictionality, and the questionable legends surrounding Schliemann’s finds.
Prying into the various deviations of this month’s theme of ‘fake’— and as pseudo-authorities on the matter, the ‘real thing’ isn’t always better—Provokátor features the following:

Step Aside Einstein by Alka Merlin
Plastic Fantastic by Curtis M. Wong
True? False? The Holocaust? by Allen Middlebrooks
Double Fake Double Take by Calvin Keogh
Mock or Cock: tails by pamela moye
Mountains out of Molehills? by Milan Gagnon
Method in Madness by Marika
To Serve or Defect? by Alka Merlin
Moravian Adventures, Roma & the Fringe by Brooke Edge
Interview with Stewart Homes by Bethany Shaffer
Street Dogs Bring Their Fight to Prague by Nina Bressler
Tarot Card: May, What a Big Maypole You Have! by Cat Deleon
Blatt fest 2: Eat’em and smile by Martina Čermáková
 
Recommended Events Listings:
Provokator Stuff to Do that Doesn't Suck:
MAY / JUNE 
(for comprehensive list of other stuff that doesn't suck or only sucks a little please visit EVENTS calendar at Provokator.org)

MAY / Kveten:
2nd – 5th;
BLATT FEST - 3rd issue Launch Party (www.blatt.cz) @ Blind Eye, Vlkova 26

4th fr/pá
Metamorphose – Alif Sound System (multi-media) @ Abaton 

PETR KRALIK - Cisty hnus/Pure Filth
patek 4.kvetna od 18:00/Friday May 4th at 6PM
galerie A.M.180, Utopia - Belehradska 45, Praha 2
vystava potrva do 17.kvetna/exhibition runs until May 17th

5th sa/so
The Coldstore Experience / Cyberrise Sound System – Berlin (www.thecoldstore.org)

7th mo/po
Incognito @ Lucerna Music Bar

8th tu/ut
Christ on Parade @ 007

10th th/ct
Mick Harvey (of the Bad Seeds) @ Lucerna Music Bar

11th fr/pa
Blame it on London (party) @ Matrix
International Animal Rights Film Festival @ Kino Aero

13th su/ne
Provokace A Poezie – Chris Crawford / open mic @ Cafe Slechta
Minimal Sundays @ Zero

15th tu/ut
Street Dogs (Boston, usa) @ Futurum

21st mo/po
Mountains of Madness @ Divadlo Archa

22nd tu/ut
APSE (Brooklyn, usa) @ 007

The Creep Show @ Cross Club

25th fr/pa

9th International Tattoo Convention @ Sportovní Hala Slaviá

Panika! Live Indie Night: Pony Pony Run Run (fr), Phantom Taxi Ride @ XT3

26th sa/so
Asshole Parade (usa – of course), Lakmé @ 007

28th mo/po
Born to Lose (Texas, usa), 4 Debils, Dreadrot @ XT3

30th we/st
Suicidal Tendencies (Cali., usa), Deaf 99 (cz) @ Retro Music Hall

31st th/ct
Singapore Sling (Iceland), Rány Těla (cz) @ 007

JUNE / Červen:

2nd sa/so
SCORN (uk), Tabor Radosti (cz) @ Bordo

Woven Hand (ex-16 Horsepower, Denver) @ Akropolis

3rd su/ne
The Ancient Geeks – Prague Fringe @ Divadlo Na Pradle

Repeat Offenders:
Bluestuesdays:
Stan the Man @ Popo Cafe Petl

Wednesdays:
Funtikino – Midnite Movie @ Taky Tiki
Swift Beats @ Zero

Every other Friday (your guess is as good as ours):
Indie Twins @ Blind Eye 

Sunday:
Minimal Sundays @ Zero
Provokace a Poezie (2nd and 4th Sunday) @ Cafe Slechta

(for comprehensive list of other stuff that doesn't suck or only sucks a little please visit EVENTS calendar at Provokator.org)

partners / peeps :
Expats.cz / Prague TV /  The Prague Post / Think Again / BLATT / Prague in the Dark / ScrapeSound / ARS MORTA/ AM 180 / Prague College / NoD Gallery and more ....

 PROVOKATOR
DISTRIBUTION LIST 2007
 
"AERO"
"AKROPOLIS" (3)
"ALIEN TATOO II."
"AMSTERDAM"
"ARCHA"
"BAMBUS CAFÉ"
"BAR 23"
"BAR 69"
"BAR FLINT"
BASTILLE
BANDITOS
BLIND EYE
"BLUE CAFE"
BLOODY BLUE TATTOO
"BOHEMIA BAGEL" (2)
"BOULDER SITI"
"BUČIBAR"
"BUMERANG"
BROKEN HEART SHOP
BEELZELPUB
"CAFÉ DÉPOT"
CAFE EBEL (3)
"CAFÉ FANTAZIE"
"CAFE INDIGO"
CAFE JERICHO
"CAFE LOUVRE"
"CAFE MEDUZA"
"CAFE MONTMARTRE"
"CAFÉ TEATE "
CENTRUM FOTO SKODA
"CZ BEAT"
"DAHAB"
"DEJVICKÉ DIVADLO"
DE BRUG
DAY AFTER RECORDS
"DYNAMO RESTAURANT"
EMERGENCY RECORDS
"EASY RIDER"
"ETHNO"
"EXIT CLUB CHMELNICE"
FRAKTAL
"GLOBE"
GHETTA
GROW SHOP
"GURU MUSIC CLUB"
HAZZARD
HAIRGODS
HARLEYS
"HERBA CAFÉ"
HELL
"HROB"
"CHATEAU BAR A KLUB"
"INFO  LATERNA MAGIKA"
"INTERDIGI CAFE"
"INTERNET CAFÉ"
"INTERNET CAFE MINSKA"
"INTERNET KAVÁRNA PLANETA"
"INTERNETOVÁ KAVÁRNA SPIKA"
"JAGRS BAR"
"JÁMA"
"KÁVA, KÁVA, KÁVA" (2)
KAVÁRNA IDEÁL
"KAVÁRNA MERKUR "
"KAVÁRNA SLAVIE"
"KAVÁRNA V SEDMÉM NEBI"
"KAVÁRNA VESMÍRNA"
"KLUB 007"
"KLUB KLAMOVKA"
"KLUB ÚJEZD"
"KLUB V JELENÍ"
"KOLEJ ORLÍK"
"KOZIČKA"
"LA CASA BLŮ"
LALY
"LAMBORGHINI CAFE "
LAUNDRY LAND
"LE CLAN"
"LE CREPERIE"
"LE PATIO"
"LEGENDS"
"LUCERNA MUSIC BAR"
LUIS CYPHER
"MALOSTR.BESEDA"
"MAXIMUM UNDERGROUND"
MATRIX
"MECCA"
"MEDUZZY"
"MELOUN"
"METRPOLITAN JAZZ CLUB"
"MLEJN"
MOTORAJ
"MOLLY MALONES"
MYSTIC SKATE
"NORTON CAFE"
"O´BRIEN"
"OSMIČKA"
OUKEY DOUKEY CAFE
"PANCHO VILLA"
"PAPAS"
"PASTIČKA"
"PIRANHA"
PRAGUE POST
PROPAGANDA
"POTREFENÁ HUSA"
"PUNTO AZUL"
"RADOST FX"
RETRO MUSIC CLUB
"RED HOT&BLUES"
"REVOLUTION SHOP"
"ROCK CAFÉ"
ROCKSTERS
"ROXY"
"RYBANARUBY"
"STAR CAFE"
"STYX II.  PŘÍČNÁ 10"
"SWAMP"
SHAKESPEARE & SONS
SVĚTOZOR
TAKY TIKI
"TIBURON SKATE SHOP"
"TRIBO HAIR TATOO"
"TROSCA“ 
TULIP CAFE
"U BUKANÝRA"
"U KALENDŮ"
"U KAŠPÁRKA"
"U MALÉHO GLENA"
"U SEDMI  VLKŮ"
"U SUDU"
ÚJEZD
"ULTRAMARIN"
"UNIJAZZ"
"UNIVERSAL NOD"
"VAGON"
VILLA INCOGNITO
"VELRYBA"
"WAKATA"
"XT3"
"ZANZIBAR"
"ZVONAŘKA"
"ŽLUTÁ PUMPA "
Galleries
Tesne Vesle Burundi
NoD Gallery
Display Gallery
c2c Gallery Utopia 
COLLEGES
Akademie Muzických Umění
Akademie umění v Praze
Anglo American College
Bankovní Institut v Praze
Kolej Budec
Bubenečská College
České vysoké učiliště (#1-3)
Dejvická Kolej
Ekonomická Škola
Filozofická Fakulta (FFUK)
Finanční a správní
French Institute
Goethe Institute
Fakulta Dopravní
Kolej Hlavkova
Kolej Jarov
Univerzita Karlova
Kolej Kajetanka
Mathematicko – fyzikalni fak.
Masarykova Kolej
Mensa 17
Právnická Fakulta
Pedagog Fakulta
Kolej Podolí
Kolej Strahov (#1-12)
Kolej Svehlova
Kolej a Sportu
Kolej Sinkuleho
Kolej Vackov
Vysoká Škola Chemicko Tech
VŠUP
Hostels:
AZ Hostel
A Plus Hostel
      Florence
AYH Hostel
Arena / A&O Hostel
Hostel Arnošta
Alfa Tourist Service
      Opletalova
      Vorsilska
Clown & Bard
Hostel Elf
Golden Sickle
Sokol Hostel
Jerome
Prokopka
Traveler’s Hostel
      Dlouhá
      Střelecký
      Újezd
      Josefská
Sir Toby’s
Strahov Hostel
Old Prague Hostel 

Hostels outside of Prague: 
Český Krumlov
-Travellers Hostel
- HOSTEL 99
- Hostel Egon
- Hostel Havana
- Hostel Merlin

Brno
- JÁNSKÁ HOSTEL
- Pension Eugenie 

Dresden
- Lollis Homestay
- Hostel "Louise 20"
- Mondpalast 

Leipzig
- Central GlobeTrotter
- Sleepy Lion Hostel Leipzig 

Berlin
- Meininger city hostel (2)
(Tempelhofer Ufer / Meininger Strasse /
 Heart Of Gold Hostel
 East Seven
 Mitte's Bax Pax (3)
(Mitte / Kreuzberg / Skalitzer)
Businesses-
Wild at Heart
Tiki at Heart
Taboo Tiki
Fatwreck / Destiny offices
Luxus International
Trink Teufel
Bratislava
- Downtown Backpackers Hostel
- Patio Hostel
Krakow
- Mama's hostel 

- Orange Hostel
Warsaw
 Oki Doki Hostel
 
London
University of Leeds
University of Manchester
 

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