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Take the Provokator.org paranoia quiz
Global warming is:
a) A farce because my President says so
b) Not effecting the weather in the slightest
c) The greatest environmental threat facing mankind
d) A serious issue we should all do something to solve
If proof of irrefutable extraterrestrial life exists:
a) I would read about it in the papers
b) I would be told if my government could profit from it
c) They would never let us know
d) I would be the first to volunteer to go on their spaceship
September 11th happened:
a) Out of the blue in an unprovoked attack
b) As a result of American foreign policy
c) It didn't happen, it was made up by Hollywood
d) To innocent people in the wrong place at the wrong time
Princess Diana's death was:
a) Just a matter of time; she was making too much noise
b) Simply a terrible accident
c) Arranged by Buckingham Palace
d) Arranged by Osama Bin Laden
Pharmaceutical drugs are:
a) One of the leading causes of cancer
b) Best tested on people in third world nations
c) Worth whatever the drug companies wish to charge
d) Designed to weaken the immune system
Michael Jackson was:
a) Framed and exploited
b) Harmless but made a media scapegoat
c) A raging pedophile and dangerous subversive
d) An excellent babysitter
In a democracy people vote for:
a) A fair and honest representative
b) Whoever has the biggest campaign budget
c) It doesn't matter, all elections are rigged
d) Whoever is the most convincing liar
The 1969 moon landing was:
a) A giant leap for mankind
b) Directed by Stanley Kubrick
c) A waste of time and money
d) Only accomplished so the United States could claim to own the Moon
AIDS is:
a) God's punishment on an immoral society
b) A biological warfare experiment that escaped the laboratory
c) A virus that jumped species from monkeys
d) Why most people practice safe sex
Alternative green fuels are:
a) A threat to the world's oil rich superpowers
b) Suppressed by big business
c) Completely ineffective
d) Expensive and no alternative to oil Results for the Provokator.org paranoia Quiz 1 a) 0
b) 3
c) 10
d) 6 | 2 a) 0
b) 3
c) 6
d) 10 | 3 a) 3
b) 6
c) 10
d) 0 | 4 a) 3
b) 0
c) 6
d) 10 | 5 a) 6
b) 10
c) 0
d) 3 | 6 a) 6
b) 3
c) 10
d) 0 | 7 a) 0
b) 3
c) 10
d) 6 | 8 a) 0
b) 10
c) 3
d) 6 | 9 a) 10
b) 6
c) 3
d) 0 | 10 a) 10
b) 6
c) 0
d) 3 |
If you scored
0-25 There is a sucker born every minute and sadly you are one of them. Question authority more and try to question the official version of events.
26-50 You are vaguely aware that you might not be told the whole truth but you haven't quite worked out what to question. Read provokator.org more often and take our word as gospel.
51-75 Congratulations! In the provokator.org world you are the perfect balance of super-awareness and paranoia. Try to infect your friends.
76-100 - Your friends aren't sure if you're a genius or a nutcase and neither are we. You either know more than everyone else or else you're a hyper sensitive paranoid delusional. You should work for Provokator.org.
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