I saw it on Fox News so it must be true. Apparently a Florida couple (he's a Bishop, she's a Pastor. It's a match made in...well...you know) have found an image of the crucified Jesus in a potato. The image, which to us looks like a Photoshop hybrid of the Shroud of Turin and the towering Christ statue in Rio de Janeiro, was first noticed by Pastor Brewster's grand-daughter after the good pastor had thrown the potato away, mistaking this literally blessed food for just another rotten spud.

Pastor Brewster, who had all but given up making potato salad for church events (citing Sister Frankie's blend of eggs, mayonnaise, spring onions, tubers and whatnot as far superior) says that finding an image of her Savior in a humble potato has hardened her resolve as a cook and a Christian. And while Bishop Brewster has frozen the heart of the Jesus Potato, the rest of the potato and its spudly comrades were boiled, dressed and eaten by the congregation. Chicken soup move over, 'cause this bambory salat's got soul. Or Father, Son and Holy Spirit.

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